Friday 5 April 2013

Another episode of "how not to chat to a woman on line!"

I swear I am not making this up. Yet again the male population has succeeded in being classed as having a one track mind thanks to this specimen!
This is how the short conversation went: I'm in red, he is green.


Hi how are you?
yea your sexy
thank you
hav u got sexy feet hun x
I hate my feet ! Is that your fetish?!
i like them do u paint them hun x
I paint my toe nails not my feet !
yea what colour hun x
strange boy!
well what colour hun x
so the first thing you ask me is do I have sexy feet? then you want to know what colour I paint my toe nails?! Well I change colours every week or so.
really do they look sexy
yes
mmmm i love to see them lol x
Well I'm afraid you wont! I'd rather someone meet me for me not my toes!
lol i would its just i like to taste them x
omg .your not kidding though are you?
yea lol
do u like foot massage
didn't you read, I don't like my feet
my computer aint working rite
i cant see pphoto
well I cant help you there
tell me what u look like hun x
you can see the photos
its playing up
well you will have to wait until it works again
can we talk explicitly
can i ask u things without u getting hump i mean
what are you planning on asking? I'm not talking dirty to you, or showing you photos of my toes or any other part of me
ok hav u got sex toys hun x

READ WHAT I WROTE!!!!!!
oh ok sorry x
i will not talk dirty to you
what size feet are u
why?
so i get a picture iof your toes

At this point I did honestly think he was going to say "I've got some shoes I want you to wear for me "
Creepy !
Okay maybe I should have just stopped responding after the question about my feet but I was interested to know how stupid this man child was going to be! Apart from the spelling errors did he really think a grown woman was going to appreciate having questions directed at her feet ?! And then to ignore the sentence " I'm not talking dirty to you" and to carry on is just plan idiotic ! 
The thing is I get drawn into the conversation and do my best to turn it round on them to make them look stupid, or to just return fire with similar sex object stereotypical questions for the fun of it. But its a waste of my time, as these guys pea sized brains are clearly in their tiny tidy whities !